The Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to all of his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, and therefore he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much concerning the act of sex was 'work', and how much of it was pure 'pleasure'?
The Captain chimed in with "75-25% work, sir."
The Lieutenant said " about 50-50%, sir."
The Sargeant-Major responded with "25-75% in favour of 'pleasure', depending upon the state of inebriation at the time, sir."
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Private who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion ?
Without any hesitation, the young Private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure, Sir."
The Colonel aas a little surprised and, as you might guess, said "And why is that, soldier" ?
"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them, Sir".
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